So, big, bad, tough, tattooed and pierced up, whisky swilling, heavy metal tough guy, Eddie Dzial, decided to pop off on Twitter using another man’s name (Gene Ross and he does so because no one knows or respects Eddie Dzial) and when people try to return the favor and spar with him, he mutes them and gets back to his echo chamber with dirtbags like “reportersonback” another nameless, gutless internet troll.
Eddie is now reduced to making fun of Donny Long’s hairline just like Monica Foster does. See, here is the problem with that, not only are Foster and Dzial both ugly as sin and in no position to make fun of another man’s looks but Donny has always had a high hairline. Should he go bald in the future…SO FUCKING WHAT! He is over 35 now and many men lose hair after that age. He has fucked thousands of women in his lifetime and has a nice family and a young wife. You think a little hair loss would bother him or change anything? Not that Donny has lost hair, the photo above taken 10 years apart proves he hasn’t. Donny’s only problem is his Marlboro habit but Foster and Dzial are in the same boat.
Tell us something, Edward and Monica, what has your greasy, nappy, full heads of hair gotten you in life? Both of you are lonely and single and miserable and Eddie is reduced to pretending to have ever stepped foot on a porn set. Foster prints out legal documents online and then Tweets them, being careful to cover up the area where an official would need to sign to make it legal as she can’t get anything filed legally and officially. LOL.
