Since Uncle Peg’s battered wife is inviting performers like Bobbi Dylan to kill themselves, we will list some that have way more reasons to do it than Bobbi – who shouldn’t do it because she has her youth, looks, great credit, a dog and a pretty good little online business.
Alexandra Mayers: She should have done it 10 years ago to be honest. She threatened to do it back then and she would have save a lot of people a lot of time and money. She contributes 0 to the world. She’s fat and even more unattractive than she was in her youth. For someone who is ALL about looks and offers nothing more, it’s over for her. She should go to the beach and go out into the ocean and never look back. That would be a huge monkey off everyone’s back – pun intended.
Christina Parreria: This woman lives to get beat up and to beat up her little beta wig wearing husband. She’s not very attractive and doesn’t have many prospects beyond whoring herself out despite claiming to have a lot of education. If she doesn’t off herself, Ari eventually will but that is probably her plan and then the manlet will live out his days in prison where he will have to take off his wig for good.
Mercedes Carrera: It is surprising that she hasn’t hung herself in jail yet but she should be making plans to do so. That will save her an embarrassing trial and many decades behind bars. Even if she gets out, her career and life are ruined. There are just no other options.
Melissa Hill: Looks like some kind of crypt keeper at this point. Being an aging whore that goes after people in XXX that are just trying to make a living is not a good look. Makes her look bitter which she is. She will only become older and uglier. She should go out into the woods in Canada with no food, water or shelter and let nature take its course.
Cameraman Matt Holder: Just the fact that he slept next to Alexandra Mayers and banged her regularly is enough to give this man permanent anxiety, depression and panic attacks when he envisions her naked. We don’t know any meds that would allow him to forget such an experience. Word is she gave him a gift that he has probably passed on to other sex partners. For his own good, he should end it.
Kelly Pierce: This little 5’4 manlet hates himself. The self loathing is so strong that he keeps getting surgeries to try to look like a woman but that will never happen. He looks like a freak at this point. Very scary looking. The next doctor he sees should be one that specializes in assisted suicide.
Uncle Peg: Just being a slave to that wig should depress him enough to end it. The glue he must use to keep that fastened cannot be healthy. That thing cannot feel good on his head in the oppressive Las Vegas heat. No prospects, bad credit and married to that thing he is married to would cause anyone to end it all. We think this little Jew manlet will try to make a statement when he goes out so people should be on the lookout as he might try to take out a lot of people when he goes.