The most pathetic people you will come across if you follow porn on social media are the fanboi porn reviewers. They are extreme fanbois who took the next step and started submitting unpaid porn reviews to websites. Their reviews are basically just social media posts but the reviewers get to pretend they are journalists and are part of the industry. No longer are they a mere fan but now they are an industry “colleague” of the porn girls they want to interact with. After doing this a short time they start claiming that porn girls are among their closet friends. These guys are always broke ass losers whose real job is working at a factory or Walmart so the fantasy of wanting to be a pretend porn journalist is understandable.
There are many many pathetic examples we could name of fanboi porn reviewers. But today’s example is named Rick Blalock @themachine3x. Rick is melting down lately because some porn girls blocked him on twitter. Also he is no longer able to submit his reviews to ADT because someone complained he was too demanding for access to girls for interviews.
Bobbi Dylan may be responsible for the demise of Rick’s pretend porn reviewer career. Rick has said Bobbi was one of his closest friends but Bobbi recently called bullshit on all that. She reminded him that he is still just a fanboi.
I'm gonna try to make this as nice as possible. If you have an issue with my behavior on social media, talk to me and don't go to the sites that I review for and try to get me removed.
— ʀɨƈӄ ʟ. ɮʟǟʟօƈӄ
(@TheMachine3x) July 17, 2019
(@TheMachine3x) If my life wasn't so fucked up right now, I'd probably have a breakdown from all the people hating on me, abandoning me, and disassociating themselves from me. But I have figuratively become a machine for real. Must stay busy.
— ʀɨƈӄ ʟ. ɮʟǟʟօƈӄ
(@TheMachine3x) July 16, 2019
I want to review but I don't know if I have anywhere to review, after someone complained about me People have been wondering if I will ever come back to Adult DVD Talk. Was planning to but now I will not as they asked me to remove all mentions of them.Thought I'd let readers know
— ʀɨƈӄ ʟ. ɮʟǟʟօƈӄ
(@TheMachine3x) July 18, 2019
Not trying to start anything, but I want to know which company said I was harassing them for access to review on their site. This is totally untrue. I ask for access. I never harass. It's how reviewers grow.
— ʀɨƈӄ ʟ. ɮʟǟʟօƈӄ
(@TheMachine3x) July 18, 2019
When you try to be nice to Bobbi Dylan…. pic.twitter.com/2A8THAH8gG
— ʀɨƈӄ ʟ. ɮʟǟʟօƈӄ
(@TheMachine3x) July 13, 2019