Daughter of child rapist failed school teacher Joan Rucker Mayers of 623 Nw 47th Ter Deerfield Beach, FL is a very sad washed up whore! Alexandra melody Mayers the hooker that took a fake check and went public about being the dumbest whore in history taking fake checks is searching for a man HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
If it were anyone else, this wouldn’t be news. TRPWL is pro-sex work and wouldn’t call someone out like this under normal circumstances…
This isn’t normal, though. This is Monica Foster, the porn washout and deranged escort shamer who once ran a website called pornstarhookeralert; a website that specialized in outing and shaming porn stars who escort. So imagine my surprise when while in the middle of laughing at Jaime and his pathetic fantasy football team the bat-phone rang.
WTF? The bat-phone only rings when Shy Love is about to cause another moratorium or when Monica Foster is escorting. I was betting on Shy signing Derrick Burts and changing his name to Burt Derricks in some ill-fated attempt to fool TRPWL, but like that one time in the 7th grade, I was wrong.
The Jewish voice on the other end of the line said we just got a tip about Foster having an ad on seekingarrangement.com. I was sure my Jewish speaking friend was mistaken, I mean who could forget hookergate 2012. That was when we found Fosters 8-month-old escort ad and she went into full denial, blaming myself, along with Jackie Kennedy, of planting that ad then waiting 8 months to write about it. Either Foster was lying and it was her ad, or not one person ever wanted to drop 140 bucks on a Foster date. See, Foster used her real phone number on that ad and TRPWL found it hard to believe she never got at least one call alerting her to the “fake” ad. Nor did she get the ads pulled when she was alerted to them. Hmmmmm.
Now, I’m not the smartest guy on the planet, but, I think exchanging money for dating would considered a kind of escorting. A fine way to make money I might add…unless, of course, you throw rocks at others for doing the same thing.
Below are screen caps of the ad recently placed by our little escort shamer:
“Social drinker” LOL. Foster is loaded every day, as anyone who’s checked out her unbelievably awful cam shows can attest.
Those are some steep rates. I guess it all fits though: Foster is flat broke, she’s not making anything on cam, and she’s embroiled in a legal battle she cant win.
Earlier today, Foster, real name Alexandra Melody Mayers, violated a court order online, then begged for cash to help her pay legal expenses:
But never fear, if you donate to her lost cause she will repay you with this:
LOL Don’t forget, Monica Foster has special powers granted to her by the Annunaki.
Truth is, Monica is so starved for attention she creates fucked up websites and takes up phony causes so she can feel like she’s part of something.
DIET COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE: 7:15 pm PDT
Added by special request
11/19 Poor Foster DMCAd Her Escort ad:
